[Bf-marketing] Re: Blender Press Release

[Tommy Helgevold]

Some catchphrases:


- Depressed, 40 and losing your hair? Well then - get Blender 3D 
and model your way to a younger you - you will never become bald
with Blenders hairy tools.

- Set yourself free - with Blender 3D.

- If gooey slimy monsters and gigantic furry fuzzballs are your thing
then you´d better get busy with Blenders new  hair & fluid tools,
you´l be up and salivating in no time.

- "Oh my gawd - it´s full of tools!"  (A Blender space odyssey 2006 style)
Note:
(I´m using well known slang here, oh my god may get religious
nutcases on our back).

- With Blender you can sip your tea in real 3-D.  Try the new Fluid
flavors today.

- If I had a dime for each new Blender 3D feature I´d be rich by now. 

- Dear users, we regret to inform you that Blender now have so
many features that we can´t keep up with our competition as
we decided not to lower our standards. So - you´re on your own.

- Blender 3D - We already knew it...did you? Take total control 
over your workflow NOW!

- With Blender 3D - there´s no end to the polygons! 
(CableGuy ripoff)

- Imagine a piece of software that conformed to all your inner
3D wishes, then imagine you could have it all - and so could 
everyone else. No - it´s not your imagination - it´s for real. It´s
Blender - Community developed 3D software.

That´s it for my imagination this Sunday, I´ve been reading
your suggestions too - nice work guys, keep posting.

/Tommy
(JoOngle)